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EricPoole's avatar

She's right. God did raise Trump up to be the Republican nominee. Because God is a Democrat.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Yes, a "Christian" [sic] version of Iran. That's exactly what she wants.

JesusWasAHippie's avatar

"I'm not racist, but -- "

Wonky Magoo's avatar

> I actually supported Ted Cruz. I thought he was fabulous...

It's nice to know that no matter who you are, someone thinks you're fabulous. Everyone has a fan, even Ted Cruz.

goCatgo's avatar

Please let us know ! I live in a town of sportsball losers !

greyXstar's avatar

Isn't he the one who wanted Harry Potter banned because he said it taught kids actual witchcraft and Paganism?

greyXstar's avatar

Yes, because that's actually how Jesus wanted people to act. But of course, what good is it to belong to a club if you can't use it to beat others with?

SeanT1001's avatar

What God wants, God gets, God help us all...-Roger Waters

Cool_North's avatar

Hard to believe that a god who created the universe with all the galaxies and the hard to comprehend immensity of space between them and within them, who deals in timeframes of billions of years and distances that can't be imagined, would zero in on an insignificant planet in the backwater of an unexceptional galaxy to decide allegedly to reveal itself on a tiny primitive desert to people who were "romancing" their goats and their women equally. And after a career hardly different from any other psycho warlord de jour for several thousand years, the indignity of being appropriated by evangelicals to explain their multiple personality syndrome or voices in their heads.

Picabo's avatar

Wonder if they are related.

greyXstar's avatar

Unless you really don't care about keeping your job.

Ikimizi's avatar

It wouldn't surprise me, but he's got a major hard-on for Israel, because that's where Jesus will return. After this Antichrist stuff, and the Rapture, of course.

Ikimizi's avatar

And some of those names were stolen from other Canaanite gods.

Serai 1's avatar

Sadly, that is the way some people look at it. There's always folks who are more interested in getting above others than in trying to make things better all around.

greyXstar's avatar

100x scarier than ISIL could ever hope to be!