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Fartknocker's avatar

Michelle, the one true winner in your exercise in democracy is Country Singer Randy Travis. He laughed all the way to the bank while saying thanks for sponsoring him at the Iowa Fried Butterfest Electionpalooza.

fuflans's avatar

this is only slightly off topic and speaking of sewage and porn:

i just posted the ads for our annual blowout garage sale and sent them to my friends. one of them just wrote back and asked if i was interested in selling gay porn.

too right.

MissusBarry's avatar

Twin monsters, separated at birth.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It has been a wild ride huh Michele. Enjoy the downhill coasting.

She does have that beaten down look. Marcus must be bitch slappin' her again. While I'm sure sissy slaps don't hurt that much I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

Is it beer o'clock yet?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

She belongs to Iowa now.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Provided that God keeps Perry in the head forever, I'd also be well pleased.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

As if hobos didn't have enough problems.

fuflans's avatar

actually no shelley you've only ever worked for the government.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Dear Michele. I'm having some friends over tonight. Do you serve red or white wine with mood stabilzers?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is good news for John McCain.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

You know who else was egomaniacal and gave non-sensical speeches designed to appeal to national pride while scapegoating the wrong people?

chascates's avatar

Her remarks on Obama's speech: <i>“You don’t create jobs until you grow the economy. That’s how it works in the real world. <b>I’ve been a part of the real world for all throughout my life.”</b></i>