Michele Bachmann Not Sure If the Gays Are a 'Public Health Crisis'

Staring abyss Michele Bachmann appeared before Iowa social conservative group FAMiLY Leader, whose leader apparently once said, "If we’re teaching the kids, ‘don’t smoke, because that’s a risky health style,’ the same can be true of the homosexual lifestyle. That’s why I think we need to speak the truth once in a while." So Think Progress, being Think Progress, asked her if she thought this too. She didn't have an answer, probably because her brain rotted itself fighting off the gay disease she caught from a door handle some gays had sex with.

What a coward! She knows being gay is a health problem. Just say it! It's almost like she wants to be president. Why is she suddenly admitting she's ignorant of something?

Everybody knows conservatives should care about ensuring public health. When it comes to using that as an excuse to hate a group of people, that is.

FACT CHECK!

Mortality rate for humans since gays started being gay: 100%

TRUE: Gays are the death of all people. A health crisis to say the least . [ Think Progress ]