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Iowan princess Michele Bachmann will not rest until she has run out of insane speech explosions to perform in front of a camera. Here she is, possibly wearing glitter eye makeup, getting mildly yelled at by Bill O’Reilly, because even he can’t stand her. You probably want to watch as little of this as possible, so you should just tune in around 1: 33 or so to hear Michele Bachmann beg fans of The O’Reilly Factor to go to her website to learn about her “titanium spine” disability. Michele Bachmann is about to secure the robot-human crossbreed vote.
[ ThinkProgress ]
Michele Bachmann Reveals Strange Disability to Bill O'Reilly
"...it might be caused by her extensive plastic surgery." Well, doh! When you're made of plastic, who else are you going to call?
I'm fairly certain that if she was involved in a fiery tanker-truck crash, she'd come walking out of it sporting a mirror finish (and a really bad attitude.)
"Debt ceiling? In what sense, Bill?"