"...it might be caused by her extensive plastic surgery." Well, doh! When you're made of plastic, who else are you going to call?
I'm fairly certain that if she was involved in a fiery tanker-truck crash, she'd come walking out of it sporting a mirror finish (and a really bad attitude.)
Remember when she yelled "You be da man!" at Michael Steele? She was a lot more fun back then. Now it's just getting sad and annoying.
A scrap-metal brain transplant might help. I hear copper is valuable...it'd be far more capable of rational thought and takes on that lovely patina.
"...it might be caused by her extensive plastic surgery." Well, doh! When you're made of plastic, who else are you going to call?
I'm fairly certain that if she was involved in a fiery tanker-truck crash, she'd come walking out of it sporting a mirror finish (and a really bad attitude.)
"Debt ceiling? In what sense, Bill?"
I read that as "Bachmaneater". Twice.
On the Republican periodic table, titanium (used to make spines) is right next to bolognium (used to make policy and speeches).
ugh...Bill has a titanium dick. I will have nightmares tonight.
titanium spine supports a porridge brain. Design fail.
I don't know whether to be delighted w/ the constant stream of republican crazy or simply terrified.
can you imagine if dems fielded anything like this?
Remember when she yelled "You be da man!" at Michael Steele? She was a lot more fun back then. Now it's just getting sad and annoying.
Living up to your name, tonight. Thanks for that mental image.
A scrap-metal brain transplant might help. I hear copper is valuable...it'd be far more capable of rational thought and takes on that lovely patina.