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Coulter would like to climb on anybody that would have her

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cage match. cage match

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Stands for Lump-head.

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If they did that, they might inadvertently add a word to make it make sense.

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In which the root cause of everything is either "god" or "Reagan"?

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I tried that once, and I just got some smokey Magic 8-Ball message that said "I quit."

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Most of the "Muslim" scientists were Persian or Jewish, and NOT Arab, last I checked...Silly Wonkette.

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Nope. Algebra was not invented by an Arab.https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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57 Islamic countries, Obama says there are 57 states. Coincidence?

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It isn't mutually exclusive to be both Persian and Muslim.

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OMG! OMG! Thinking about Bachmann and her "women should be submissive to their husbands" schtick, made me realize we never hear about Mr. Carly, so I used the power of the Google to learn:

When Fiorina married her second husband (I know, right? She's divorced! A serial marrierer!), her name was Carly SNEED! You just can't make this shit up. She must have really hated her first husband (Todd Bartlem, who she divorced after starting an affair with her boss at AT&T, Frank Fiorina, a married man with two children) to go back to SNEED!

Fiorina has no children of her own but has publicly co-opted the two daughters born to Frank and his first wife, who was granted full custody after a protracted divorce battle that went on for two years. Eight months before Frank's divorce was finalized is when Carly sprang the news to Bartlem that she was dumping his ass. She and Frank were shacking up before either divorce was finalized.

According to Bartlem, "She's never held a political office. She has no experience whatsoever and it boggles the imagination, but that is pretty indicative of the Republican Party. It's like watching the Hindenburg go down - basically a flaming mess."

Frank just wanted into her pants. During their first "date," Frank told Carly that he saw her going big places, like becoming head of AT&T. “It was a good line; she loved it." Some date. Frank remembers nothing about the evening except one thing: “I just remember making out in the car,” he said.

Well, isn't that charming?

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One-L is a cuckservative alright, just not in the way that either white supremacists or Donald Trump would imagine it....

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Hey, if you heard the word "cuckold" and it immediately caused that suppressed memory of Marcus and that male prostitute to come forth you'd be a little insane yourself. If Shely was 10-15 years younger I'd offer to deroot her obvious PTSD from being married to Marcus and see if that fixed things but at this point....Occam's Razor is correct.

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There is at least one verse of the Qur'an praising alcohol, though it's an early one. The later prohibition comes about, we are told, after two of Muhammad's close companions got into a drunken brawl which turned into swordplay and resulted in accidental amputations. "Screw that", said the Prophet, "you just lost your booze privileges".

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I humbly retract my prime assertion... and learned it's a semi-prime, which heretofore I did not know existed. I assume the product of two primes? And "Leyland number" is completely out of my league, I am seriously math challenged, and have never heard of it. And also bummed that my next birthday WON'T be a prime number birthday, for which I haz teh sadz. 59 is safe, right?

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