2012 Fever is on the rise in Iowa, where hollow-eyed pillhead Michele Bachmann easily took the footlong patriotic corndog of freedom and also won the Iowa "Ames Straw Poll." This is great news for America's Comedy Industry, and sad news for any liberals who hoped Barack Obama might have to move a little to the left of the Ghost of Reagan in order to win re-election. Thanks, Michele!
Hell, Michelle will probably STILL bring that up, once she wins the nomination. This is the woman who holds the two opinions "I wish the US would have defaulted" and "It's Obama's fault we nearly defaulted"
Actually, the tallest does indeed win when we have a fair election. Al Gore and Bush were very close in height and then Bush put on those high heels and won.
The Xtian wackos are <a href="http:\/\/www.texasobserver.org\/cover-story\/rick-perrys-army-of-god" target="_blank">out to &quot;infiltrate&quot; the government.</a> They&#039;ll be happy to take the veep office if it means their man is line for the presidency -- and I think that&#039;s Perry&#039;s actual plan.
In any event, the problem is that the general public won&#039;t be aware of any of this shit, and they&#039;ll throw votes blindly at the two gentlemen with good hair. They can just repeat Mitt&#039;s &quot;I&#039;m better than Obama&quot; mantra until election day.
He&#039;s a shameless horndog, and a shameless capitalist, and a shameless plutocrat, and he&#039;s shamelessly corrupt ... but he&#039;s not delusionally religious.
I&#039;d take him over any of these GOPtards, any day.
By galvanizing the independents and other rational voters. The dems are going to have to pound the drums and scare the crap out of all those complacent idiots who sit on their asses during elections. If they see it&#039;s their savings, homes, jobs, and futures that are going up in flames, maybe they&#039;ll be motivated. Maybe.
Is michael Bolton running? Fuck!
CORN SUBSIDEEES!
In pro wrestling, that&#039;s what is known as a &quot;cheap pop&quot;.
Hell, Michelle will probably STILL bring that up, once she wins the nomination. This is the woman who holds the two opinions &quot;I wish the US would have defaulted&quot; and &quot;It&#039;s Obama&#039;s fault we nearly defaulted&quot;
Who?
Actually, the tallest does indeed win when we have a fair election. Al Gore and Bush were very close in height and then Bush put on those high heels and won.
oh lizzie you started a fight and i bet it&#039;s not the first time.
Someone else decided to join in... <a href="http://www.politicususa.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.politicususa.com/wp-content/uploads/Sc...">http://www.politicususa.com...
The Xtian wackos are <a href="http:\/\/www.texasobserver.org\/cover-story\/rick-perrys-army-of-god" target="_blank">out to &quot;infiltrate&quot; the government.</a> They&#039;ll be happy to take the veep office if it means their man is line for the presidency -- and I think that&#039;s Perry&#039;s actual plan.
In any event, the problem is that the general public won&#039;t be aware of any of this shit, and they&#039;ll throw votes blindly at the two gentlemen with good hair. They can just repeat Mitt&#039;s &quot;I&#039;m better than Obama&quot; mantra until election day.
TPC: Years ago we were walking the beach in Santa Cruz and there was a long, long trail of discarded corn dogs with one bite out of each one.
NTD: I have little faith in the famous Iowa Straw Poll. I think a better indicator is the Stick Poll.
However, the GNoP candidate is sure to be selected by the Brick Poll.
He&#039;s a shameless horndog, and a shameless capitalist, and a shameless plutocrat, and he&#039;s shamelessly corrupt ... but he&#039;s not delusionally religious.
I&#039;d take him over any of these GOPtards, any day.
Argh! (Reaches for brain bleach.)
I bet if you polled a Mitt&amp;Rick ticket vs. Hopey, the results would be terrifying.
Looking at that photo, it&#039;s my opinion that not even Vader could get off.
By galvanizing the independents and other rational voters. The dems are going to have to pound the drums and scare the crap out of all those complacent idiots who sit on their asses during elections. If they see it&#039;s their savings, homes, jobs, and futures that are going up in flames, maybe they&#039;ll be motivated. Maybe.