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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Oh for the days when she hid behind bushes while watching monitoring gay pride rallies.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The same GOP fuckers just put Inhofe in charge of an environmental committee, so no surprises. I think they just do it ironically now.

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riledupone's avatar

I think she's supposed to represent the haemorrhoids in the pregnancy metaphor in the story. No offense to the Editrix intended, of course.

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riledupone's avatar

Ever hear the "99 Dead Baboons" version?

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willi0000000's avatar

no . . . just a tiara.

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Amy!'s avatar

99 dead baboons on the wall, 99 deeaadd baboons,take one down, uh ... throw it around, 98 dead baboons on the wall.

No, it doesn't scan. Needs an extra syllable before "dead". Also, why would the baboons be on a wall? And ... no, not gonna pass 'em around. You can't make me!

Hold on, was this a different song? Our church bus only knew the one about beer bottles, and the youth group coordinator always used to threaten to drive us off the side of the mountain before we'd gotten down to fifty even once.

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Amy!'s avatar

Spiderlamb LIBEL!!

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Amy!'s avatar

But there's a pearl necklace and everything!

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Amy!'s avatar

Here's a thesis idea for quantitative history:

how young would you have to die, throughout history from say 120 AD to the present, in order to not experience a prediction of the return of JC (the original one-shoe man, waiting to drop the other for two millennia now) in your lifetime?

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Amy!'s avatar

Plice the affLICted portion uv yer BODy 'gainst th' TELevision SCREEN.

Hee-yal! Hee-yal! Hee-yal!

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Amy!'s avatar

And now I'm prayin' that the end of timeWill hurry up and arrive,'Cause if I have to have another pres'dent like youI don't think that I can really survive.

Wasn't Meatloaf a bagger?

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Amy!'s avatar

Or Michael Stipes?

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

I have cousins who live in her district! I'm pretty sure they voted for her, but they won't 'fess up.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

If we're talking about a squeaky-voiced person known to one-l Michele, that would be Marcus. Or Michael Bolton in a pinch.

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