Now that Michele Bachmann is retired, having saved America by giving it cheap gas, she has a lot of free time on her hands. And she certainly doesn't want to spend all of it shopping with Marcus for doggie sunglasses. So she's been hanging with her gal pal, radio host Jan Markell, talkin' 'bout girl stuff, like how
99 dead baboons on the wall, 99 deeaadd baboons,take one down, uh ... throw it around, 98 dead baboons on the wall.
No, it doesn't scan. Needs an extra syllable before "dead". Also, why would the baboons be on a wall? And ... no, not gonna pass 'em around. You can't make me!
Hold on, was this a different song? Our church bus only knew the one about beer bottles, and the youth group coordinator always used to threaten to drive us off the side of the mountain before we'd gotten down to fifty even once.
how young would you have to die, throughout history from say 120 AD to the present, in order to not experience a prediction of the return of JC (the original one-shoe man, waiting to drop the other for two millennia now) in your lifetime?
And now I'm prayin' that the end of timeWill hurry up and arrive,'Cause if I have to have another pres'dent like youI don't think that I can really survive.
Oh for the days when she hid behind bushes while watching monitoring gay pride rallies.
Just so long as Michele won't be Bach, man.
The same GOP fuckers just put Inhofe in charge of an environmental committee, so no surprises. I think they just do it ironically now.
Chill out. I got this.
I think she's supposed to represent the haemorrhoids in the pregnancy metaphor in the story. No offense to the Editrix intended, of course.
Ever hear the "99 Dead Baboons" version?
no . . . just a tiara.
99 dead baboons on the wall, 99 deeaadd baboons,take one down, uh ... throw it around, 98 dead baboons on the wall.
No, it doesn't scan. Needs an extra syllable before "dead". Also, why would the baboons be on a wall? And ... no, not gonna pass 'em around. You can't make me!
Hold on, was this a different song? Our church bus only knew the one about beer bottles, and the youth group coordinator always used to threaten to drive us off the side of the mountain before we'd gotten down to fifty even once.
Spiderlamb LIBEL!!
But there's a pearl necklace and everything!
Here's a thesis idea for quantitative history:
how young would you have to die, throughout history from say 120 AD to the present, in order to not experience a prediction of the return of JC (the original one-shoe man, waiting to drop the other for two millennia now) in your lifetime?
Plice the affLICted portion uv yer BODy 'gainst th' TELevision SCREEN.
Hee-yal! Hee-yal! Hee-yal!
And now I'm prayin' that the end of timeWill hurry up and arrive,'Cause if I have to have another pres'dent like youI don't think that I can really survive.
Wasn't Meatloaf a bagger?
Or Michael Stipes?
I have cousins who live in her district! I'm pretty sure they voted for her, but they won't 'fess up.
If we're talking about a squeaky-voiced person known to one-l Michele, that would be Marcus. Or Michael Bolton in a pinch.