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the only stretch for her has been around a 'corndog'

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they live for that . . . your next cavity search at your friendly local TSA booth at the airport will be via backhoe.

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great . . . i had a bet with myself that the alt-text was gonna be "now pull my finger" . . . now i owe myself money i don't have.

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motor oil.

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You...will...SLEEP!11!111!!!!!

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a minor point . . . if the Federal Government is covering driver's license fees . . . why did i have to pay $50 the last time i renewed? . . . i mean, if the feds don't have the money to cover me why can't they just give another tax cut to the filthy rich and pay out of the increased revenue?

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i finally figured out Miche1e's eyes . . . she's looking at a can of frozen orange juice . . . right where the label says 'concentrate'

[or she's just batshit crazy]

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here is a unfunny thing about obamacare: legal permanent residents are ROUTINELY screwed by Healthcare.gov. they are the hardest people to get insured - through no fault of their own. no undocumented people get anywhere near it.

oh yeah and fuck you shelley. you are not missed.

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I think GWB was President when the telecoms started giving cell phones to poor people, but I guess it's better to call them Obamaphones. I don't think the world is ready for Bushphones.

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Not Marcus, that's for sure! Wait, were you talking about a real necklace?

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It was actually Marcus. He chooses to be heterosexual. It was a difficult choice, especially with Michele.

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Oh pleeeeeeeeease! Please please please! Sadly, this triumvirate of comedy gold will never coalesce.

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The program has grown exponentially under the mullah in the white house, thats how you come with ophone...and besides the literation appeals to most people. You must be part of that stupid 51% that voted for the mullah.

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hah hah...you're sooo funny

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