Nut-flavored poopsicle Michele Bachmann was visiting flood-affected regions along the Missouri River when she was asked a very simple question about whether she thought proposed government cuts to the USDA should worry farmers needing help because of the damage. Normally Bachmann would get going on her "government isn't here to solve your problems" speech, but... oh, uh hey, everyone here is white, right? Yeah okay, so here's the real problem, everyone: black farmers stole the money that Michele
She got checks in the mail - absolutely true she didn&#039;t touch one penny.
Survivors -- there&#039;s your problem, right there.
So the scenario is that President Bachmann institutes a raft of batshit crazy wingnut racist policies, and then requires four years of stress-free presidency. What could possibly go wrong?
Especially a liberally-biased reality. That&#039;s really got to be a pain.
I&#039;ll say it again: X-rays of her head show nothing.
Stanley Kubrick reference for the win! Wait, no ... what?
The &quot;real enemy&quot;, I think, is Democrats. They aren&#039;t &quot;real Americans&quot;, don&#039;tcha know?
Funny thing ... ever since Marcus helped her pray away the gay, she gets these monstrous headaches.
Actually, a system of portable housing that you could move out of the way of the annual floods, then move back in .... oh, the hell with it. We killed &#039;em and kicked them out, so really, how smart could they have been?
I trust you&#039;ll be kindly and paternalistic to your servants... they&#039;re not educated, is all.
Yeah, we all know it, but nobody can quite figure out how the GOP&#039;s owners are going to make it happen. That&#039;s quite a crowd of nutters out there, and it&#039;s going to take a lot of accidents, scandals, and mysterious ailments to take all of &#039;em out.
Step 1 is to squeeze the big donors - that took care of Gingrich already. Can&#039;t wait to see what misfortunes pile up on the rest of the field.
Sort of like the NFL. Interesting.
Not with those headaches! (It is the head that&#039;s hurting, right?)
Gimme a break --- who among the howling teatard mobs is asking for freaking evidence?
Ole Crazy Eyes followed up by asking why all those A-Rabs put their sandy countries on top of our oil.
Or that ol&#039; spiritual, &quot;Where de crazy white womens at?&quot;