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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She got checks in the mail - absolutely true she didn't touch one penny.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Survivors -- there's your problem, right there.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So the scenario is that President Bachmann institutes a raft of batshit crazy wingnut racist policies, and then requires four years of stress-free presidency. What could possibly go wrong?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Especially a liberally-biased reality. That's really got to be a pain.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'll say it again: X-rays of her head show nothing.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Stanley Kubrick reference for the win! Wait, no ... what?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The "real enemy", I think, is Democrats. They aren't "real Americans", don'tcha know?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Funny thing ... ever since Marcus helped her pray away the gay, she gets these monstrous headaches.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Actually, a system of portable housing that you could move out of the way of the annual floods, then move back in .... oh, the hell with it. We killed 'em and kicked them out, so really, how smart could they have been?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I trust you'll be kindly and paternalistic to your servants... they're not educated, is all.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, we all know it, but nobody can quite figure out how the GOP's owners are going to make it happen. That's quite a crowd of nutters out there, and it's going to take a lot of accidents, scandals, and mysterious ailments to take all of 'em out.

Step 1 is to squeeze the big donors - that took care of Gingrich already. Can't wait to see what misfortunes pile up on the rest of the field.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not with those headaches! (It is the head that's hurting, right?)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Gimme a break --- who among the howling teatard mobs is asking for freaking evidence?

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Ole Crazy Eyes followed up by asking why all those A-Rabs put their sandy countries on top of our oil.

The Quirk's avatar

Or that ol' spiritual, "Where de crazy white womens at?"