The "Michele Bachmann is insane" news stories every day now are getting to the point where we are all just doing a sort of Michele Bachmann Mad Libs each time, something along the lines of, "Michele Bachmann is terrified of _(noun)_ because Jesus once told her in a dream that _(U.S. federal agency name)_ sodomized someone from _(book of the Bible)_ and started making _(genocidal dictator name)_ insist in writing that her husband ask to be called _(gay male stripper name)_ every time they hold hands." Today's Michele Mad Libs winner is the
In last night's debate (Thursday, 8/11) did Ole Crazy eyes say "I was the tip of the spear" or "I took his tip in the rear?"
Remember the New Heights Charter School in Stillwater she help start? The other parents kicked her out after a short time because she insisted on putting so much Jesus into the curriculum that they couldn’t get government funding.
I wish I were good at photoediting. I can see a 'shop of the Mona Lisa with Crazycake's (Hat tip to MinAgain) eyes and grimacing mouth.
I was so disappointed myself when I attended my first Renaissance Fair. I expected throngs of beautiful, nude young men and all I saw were a bunch of nerds eating turkey legs and playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Earlier, a friend of mine sent me an article from the Onion. It was so plausible that that it took me a minute to realize it was an Onion article. Imagine my surprise when I started reading this and I realized it wasn't from the Onion.
i heard this guy on teri gross yesterday (as with all things new yorker, article tl;dr).
anyway, i imagine her 'must read' recommendation of the robert e. lee bio by slavery apologist J. Steven Wilkins will be another fun presser.
In last night's debate (Thursday, 8/11) did Ole Crazy eyes say "I was the tip of the spear" or "I took his tip in the rear?"
well thank you.
Remember the New Heights Charter School in Stillwater she help start? The other parents kicked her out after a short time because she insisted on putting so much Jesus into the curriculum that they couldn’t get government funding.
Jesus. On black velvet.
you are my hero
Burn!
I wish I were good at photoediting. I can see a 'shop of the Mona Lisa with Crazycake's (Hat tip to MinAgain) eyes and grimacing mouth.
I was so disappointed myself when I attended my first Renaissance Fair. I expected throngs of beautiful, nude young men and all I saw were a bunch of nerds eating turkey legs and playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Earlier, a friend of mine sent me an article from the Onion. It was so plausible that that it took me a minute to realize it was an Onion article. Imagine my surprise when I started reading this and I realized it wasn't from the Onion.
I can't keep up.
Why bother? The reality will be a (bad) trip on its own.
If she owned a mental health clinic, it would be called, "My Cure".
If she owned a optician's practice, it would be called "My Cure"
If she owned a gay bar, it would be called "His Cure".
I still remember that first photo of her face raping Bush while wearing all that big chunky jewelry. She scared the shit out of him.
i heard this guy on teri gross yesterday (as with all things new yorker, article tl;dr).
anyway, i imagine her 'must read' recommendation of the robert e. lee bio by slavery apologist J. Steven Wilkins will be another fun presser.
she is so not ready for prime time.
it will when rickie saddles up to the bar.
<i>views have been shaped by institutions, tracts, and leaders not commonly known to secular Americans</i>
How nice. Kind of like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
As a closet <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster" target="_blank">Pastafarian</a>, I can dig it.
i too long for a world where forced perspective is the purview of auto-da-fe and not art.