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She wouldn't know a weeping angel even if it sent her back to the eighth century....hey, wait....

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Or the Rush Limbaugh Show (or as I like to call it, The Fudgy the Whale Show")

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It went without saying that she was "mistaken" about the funding. (A genuine surprise would've been if she was correct.) Larger lies took precedence.

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Nobody told her about BENGHAZI!!!?

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OK, but the most popular ones have the longest lines.

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No question that the <i>Hall of Lesbian Sex</i>, with its interactive exhibits, will draw big crowds.

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The Daily Currant is one of the best at roping in (mostly right-wing) idiots. <a href="http://bielzebubba.tumblr.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://bielzebubba.tumblr.com/image/85091918625">http://bielzebubba.tumblr.c...

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With nicely trimmed bushes.

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A dumpster on a vacant lot would be a huge improvement.

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'Cept of course for the Creation "Museum". That one's educashunul.

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Adelson, the Kochroaches, Sterling . . . you'll need a separate Billionaire's Hall of Fame for this gang.

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Learning: how could that be in the GOP's interest?

FIFY

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She was sent to a State-run institution. I think somebody fucked up the paperwork.

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It's got an aluminum tip.

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Mrs Bachmann (not the Congressperson) is fabulously not-gay, so not-gay she helps other bitches get not-gay, too, in totally Heterosexual Jesusy ways.

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