Cuba is Iran's southernmost province in Palestine and all the terrorists are camping out on Fidel Castro's front lawn, according to fading pill nut Michele Bachmann, who is here to warn us all that we'd better not re-open trade with Cuba or, GAH, Palestine's "Hez-BLAH" terrorists will get their U.N. license to bomb Florida, by setting up missile bases in Cuba, hey the Cold War is back! and we will all be doomed: "Castro has been in charge of Cuba since the revolution in 1959. Why would we reward a communist brutal dictator who continually represses his people? Why would he reward him? That's why we don't want to see Palestine become a state until and unless they renounce terrorism against Israel." Yes, "that's why!" Follow-up: does any of this still hold true if Fidel Castro is no longer in charge of Cuba? ('Cause he isn't.) Video after the jump.
"War" is a remarkably inefficient, expensive, clumsy, out-of-control model for a program. Anyone who reads Sun Tzu's "Art of War" can learn this.
Oh no, I was referring to Washingtonienne, a part of ancient Wonkette history. But yes, she is cute, the red hair works for me.
RT:
The War on Drugs is over.
Drugs won.
"War" is a remarkably inefficient, expensive, clumsy, out-of-control model for a program. Anyone who reads Sun Tzu's "Art of War" can learn this.
Why does she want to saddle on a presidential candidate? Is there some strange perversion here?
AND IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!!
CAUSING ABORTIONS!!!
no worries! when the inevitable perry campaign implosion takes place, she'll get douglas feith for foreign policy advice.
well. good on you ana marie cox.
what IS marcus doing with her make-up? is she wearing false eyelashes?
Michele is right that up until now, our policies toward Cuba and toward Palestine have been equally logical, and equally effective.
The commie, Islamic terrorist atheists are coming to get us. It all makes sense now.
I think you may be on to something... <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Cobr..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://twitter.com/#!/CobraCommander">https://twitter.com/#!/Cobr...
She did mention sugar daddies, maybe that was a subtle reminder of how certain people got famous by letting older, powerful(ish) men assfuck them.
I barely avoided getting murdered twice last week in just that way. It was terrifying! Damn urban thugs, always trying to kill you.
Bay of Pigs 2: Electric Boogaloo
Genosha libel!
Jesus wept.
8 minutes of random thoughts. How does she do that?
Also!
Bachmann has added wingnut God for cash mega-church minister Hammond to her staff. Rev Hammond has taken fleecing the flock to a new level. This will fix her campaign problems. <a href="http://www.startribune.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.startribune.com/politics/national/1305...">http://www.startribune.com/...