Attention, America! Michele Bachmann has taken a close look at Barack "Tha Ghetto Gangsta" Obama and has figured out what his nefarious plan for America is -- he wants to get us sucking on the crack pipe of government dependency! And you know how Americans are: once they slip into the "Blue Cross Haze" of a health insurance "fix," any thought of voting for screeching Republican harpies completely disappears. Shelly Bachsplained it all to wingnut clearinghouse
Once they blaze up that bronze silver or gold rock it is over,they will chase the pony all the way to the ER.Just think where we will be once he pics that fro out and starts slinging jobs on the street corner oh the horror of it all,people will come dickTed. Cruzin around and yellin Back man quit drugging us like this
<i>And the overriding imperative of New Conservatism is government must never, ever provide a service <b>non-incorporated</b> people want.</i>
That picture of one-L! How she got herself in that position on camera is beyond me. But ... but, if she had just <i>owned</i> it -- Big Gulp style, let&#039;s say -- she&#039;d have gotten a guaranteed 49.2% of the vote. Plus explained why Marcus hasn&#039;t left her.
Dependence on government health care as opposed to no health care. Dependence? Being able to get care when you are sick is dependence? I supposed it sets you up for a luxurious life with SNAP, Obamaphones and welfare. Not a care in the world.
She&#039;s right, you know. Thanks to that evil Federal gummint, I&#039;m seriously addicted to, among other horrible things:
a] mailing letters b] education c] drinking clean water d] eating food without contracting botulism e] driving on the Interstate freeway system f] internet porn
<i>&quot;All they want to do is buy love from people by giving them massive government subsidies,&rdquo;</i>
&quot;We Republicans have chosen to take the opposite approach,&quot; she concluded. &quot;We will not rest until we are hated like a millionaire who leaves a $4 tip.&quot;
Once they blaze up that bronze silver or gold rock it is over,they will chase the pony all the way to the ER.Just think where we will be once he pics that fro out and starts slinging jobs on the street corner oh the horror of it all,people will come dickTed. Cruzin around and yellin Back man quit drugging us like this
<i>And the overriding imperative of New Conservatism is government must never, ever provide a service <b>non-incorporated</b> people want.</i>
I hated Obamacare before it was cool!
Wait. I&#039;m doing this wrong, am I not?
&quot;The Heritage Foundation&#039;s Affordable Care Act&quot;.
I stand individually corrected.
Yes, but it&#039;s BLUE meth.
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That picture of one-L! How she got herself in that position on camera is beyond me. But ... but, if she had just <i>owned</i> it -- Big Gulp style, let&#039;s say -- she&#039;d have gotten a guaranteed 49.2% of the vote. Plus explained why Marcus hasn&#039;t left her.
Dependence on government health care as opposed to no health care. Dependence? Being able to get care when you are sick is dependence? I supposed it sets you up for a luxurious life with SNAP, Obamaphones and welfare. Not a care in the world.
I&#039;m guessing her sense of rhythm is about as good as her common sense.
She&#039;s right, you know. Thanks to that evil Federal gummint, I&#039;m seriously addicted to, among other horrible things:
a] mailing letters b] education c] drinking clean water d] eating food without contracting botulism e] driving on the Interstate freeway system f] internet porn
Yes, I feel like the Government is just showering me with benefits by allowing me to pay for health insurance from a private company.
Wait, why is this water yellow? What kind of shower is this??!!?
Democrats: Buying your love. Republicans: Selling you hate. Your choice, America.
That trickle down economics!
She could have been topical and current, and said Meth, but that would have angered much of the Tea Party base, I&#039;d wager.
<i>&quot;All they want to do is buy love from people by giving them massive government subsidies,&rdquo;</i>
&quot;We Republicans have chosen to take the opposite approach,&quot; she concluded. &quot;We will not rest until we are hated like a millionaire who leaves a $4 tip.&quot;