Michele Bachmann opened up to a gathering of Michigan Republicans on Tuesday about her shameful, Jimmy Carter-loving past. "I was a reasonable, fair-minded Democrat. And another secret you need to know: My husband and I met in college. We worked on Jimmy Carter's presidential campaign. It's true, it's true. This is like a 12-step meeting here today, you know that." Say it isn't so! What a disgusting secret! You have to kill like 50,000 Muslims to absolve a sin like that! (Check.) So what happened? "I was reading this snotty novel called 'Burr,' by Gore Vidal, and read how he mocked our Founding Fathers." And then Alexander Hamilton sank his teeth into her, releasing founder venom that turned her into a super-dooper Constitution protector.
See? If you had read the book and been repelled by the feeling of new ideas and novel points of view invading your brain, you would now be a Republican, a Tea Partier even.
Because I ordered a pair of tickets to the Bachmann/Palin concern in Minnesota (although I live in Califormia) I still get One-L Michele's emails.
And she keeps asking for money. Over and over again.
I read she raised some $11,000,000 - more than any other House candidate in the USofA. But that wasn't enough. She keeps asking for cash. And asking. And asking.
You know, those free tickets just weren't worth it...
And that switch, like everything else she believes, came from a logical fallacy where she linked two things together in a way that makes no sense. Yes, her entire life for the last 30 years is based on a non sequitur. Oh, the stupid....how it must hurt....
It was when she put the book down and laughed that she became a republican, but it was when she discovered the train's rhythmic vibrations could be strangely pleasant, that her crazy eyed look took hold.
See? If you had read the book and been repelled by the feeling of new ideas and novel points of view invading your brain, you would now be a Republican, a Tea Partier even.
Did Gore Vidal rewire her brain? <a href="http://www.independent.co.u..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/brain-s...">http://www.independent.co.u...
The only effect Gore Vidal had on me was to give up reading.
Or if she&#039;d gotten a Buck Loner Special...
Because I ordered a pair of tickets to the Bachmann/Palin concern in Minnesota (although I live in Califormia) I still get One-L Michele&#039;s emails.
And she keeps asking for money. Over and over again.
I read she raised some $11,000,000 - more than any other House candidate in the USofA. But that wasn&#039;t enough. She keeps asking for cash. And asking. And asking.
You know, those free tickets just weren&#039;t worth it...
Don Van Vliet died? I hadn&#039;t heard. That&#039;s sad. He was a genius.
I guess I&#039;m not really a Democrat after all. I&#039;m an absurdist.
And that switch, like everything else she believes, came from a logical fallacy where she linked two things together in a way that makes no sense. Yes, her entire life for the last 30 years is based on a non sequitur. Oh, the stupid....how it must hurt....
Working for Paul Wellstone might have given her a heart and a brain.
It was when she put the book down and laughed that she became a republican, but it was when she discovered the train&#039;s rhythmic vibrations could be strangely pleasant, that her crazy eyed look took hold.
i believe michele just admitted her political beliefs are based on fiction.
Up-fisted for the tilde tie-in.
I&#039;m still stuck on the part where she was reading. A picture book maybe?