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Pretty please, can someone explain to me how this imbecile got elected -- and then RE-elected -- to public office?

Rod Serling? Anyone?

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Finally! A practical solution!

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Everything is obviously backwards in Michele's mind: up is down, cuts are increases, and gay is straight (that means YOU, Marcus).

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I wish she'd Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform.

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You're right. I was Ryanating.

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One thing she sure does know how to do is wring money from Republicans.

She's sitting on a multi-million dollar warchest, whining about how much money her opponent has, and the campaign contributions just keep rolling on in.

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The difference between Ole Crazy Eyes and an empty chair is that at some point the empty chair might actually be good for something.

I'm not much for Facebook. Does The Empty Chair have its own page yet?

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Dear Wonkette, Just because I live in Minnesota I always feel a little twinge of guilt whenever Bachmann opens her fat mouth. She’s not even in my district. How do I get over my guilt complex? Signed, Going Gray in Minneapolis

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She talks to an empty head instead of an empty chair.

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When you have $7M, you have a house in a black neighborhood on the South Side of Chicago, and a four-year lease with an option to renew on a big mixed-use facility in DC. When you have$250M, your La Jolla beach house will soon be tripled in size and get a car elevator.

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Pretty please, can someone explain to me how this imbecile got elected -- and then RE-elected -- to public office?

Rod Serling? Anyone?

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Finally! A practical solution!

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