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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Michele, femmes folles Les cellules de votre cerveau se sont finalement tournés vers gruau Oui, je l'ai dit gruau I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. That is all I have to say And until I find a way I will say the only words that I know that you’ll understand God hates you too.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

God doesn't answer the prayers of socialists. Man, he is still so pissed off at his son for that loaves and fishes bullshit.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Let's pray for Tim Tebow.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I strongly suspect she's waiting for "God" to repeal Obama. I hope the Secret Service is on top of all the homicidal right-wing fucktards out there, because that's who the bitch is talking to.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Good point. All these monotheistic religions claim they know the right god, but maybe some religions got the equivalent of a sixth-round NFL draft pick. Sure, he might turn out to be Wes Welker, but he might also just turn out to be a short white dude who looks like an insurance salesman <a href="http://binaryapi.ap.org/73c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://binaryapi.ap.org/73c3b2403877461a8751def72...">http://binaryapi.ap.org/73c... - for example.

schmannity's avatar

As my mother used to say, Michele, God answers all prayers, and sometimes those answers are NO and ARE YOU KIDDING?

Shypixel's avatar

God help the poor soul that gets between Marcus and a hard cock...

Shypixel's avatar

This sounds like a disorder that I would grab my rifle and personally wage war against.

Shypixel's avatar

Keep your snuff porn fantasies to yourself...

Shypixel's avatar

Also: Editrix, what kind of feminazi refers to God as a Fella?

PubOption's avatar

Then the repubs could start talking about political bias in the FBI, and arrange endless hearings.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

She forgets that some Muslins might set up a secret victory mosque somewhere in her home state, which everyone knows sends out Allah powered Jesus Jammer beams, totally disrupting any righteous Obama-targeting Bible Drones conjured by Real Americans working in the Military-Religious industry.

Shypixel's avatar

Sweet. Because I totally am <strong>not</strong> waiting for the insurance exchanges to be set up so I can get a hernia surgery that I have needed for months.

I would much rather cut the thing out myself with a buck knife and a lot of prayer. Anyone have a good guide on how to sew with one hand? Pretty sure my other hand will be needed to keep my innards in while I stitch up...