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Some people say she has five minutes of standup about Bopal and Chernobyl and will leave you rolling in the aisle.

Clutching your gut.

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TU:

Remember when Borat got a whole bar to join in a rousing round of the folksong from his homeland "Throw the Jew Down the Well?"

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Jim Newell, always handy with a good poop joke.

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i know right? just amazing. gorgeous wood work, solid foundation that hasn't cracked or leaked in over a 100 years, air flow from heaven.

i have been told i have a 'sears kit house' but i'm not sure that's true. and not really sure what that is.

cheers!

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Notice this didn't happen when the Democrats were in charge of Congress, so God wants Congress to stop trying to defund Planned Parenthood and cutting taxes for millionares, obviously.

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I'm sitting watching and listening to the Cardinals at my bird feeder. They seem to get most active at sunset and they're squawking and chirping like crazy. I have no idea what they're saying but they make a whole lot more sense than this sad excuse for a human. Calling her a bird brain would be a compliment.

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Hurricanes forming in the Atlantic Ocean during <i>hurricane season</i>.....I can certainly see where the whole Wrath of God theory makes sense, but where Michele loses me is when I factor in the "petering out" aspect of this call to repentance. Cat 3 down to Cat 1, and she wasn't even a real hurricun by the time she blew into Times Square!

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that's really funny. it's been beautiful here in chi (sorry east coast) for like the past five days and i had all the windows open in my 1903 house which routinely proves that builders in 1903 had a fucking clue about air flow.

anyway, as the sun went down i heard 'our' cardinals - the couple that dominates our block - singing out and i thought what a gorgeous sound it was

- and then ken posted something about batshit bachmann.

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yeah, but fox fired his ass.

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once again we see that republicans have absolutely no idea what 'humor' means.

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It's my understanding that it is not kosher to put cole slaw on top of pulled pork within a sandwich. I think Jah would have a strong opinion about that, Mr. McGruff.

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<i>Cheesesteak: The Wrath of God</i> is my favorite Herzog film.

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not to mention the texas heat wave.

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i don't know where shelley is, but i look forward to our lizzie bitch slapping the shit out of her.

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last time i checked michele you were in washington too.

maybe god wanted to wipe out the baggers. i know i do.

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Everyday I thank Gawd I'm an atheist. But you know what I mean, no?

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