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No, houses are never clean. I no longer worry about this. I cleaned the house every week for 50 years, enough already. It's insanely repetitive and boring work. Now I pay someone to clean once a week, just like I pay someone to mow. I don't care how well they do it, just as long as I don't have to do it.

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Big boob liblez! My tits also too arrive several hours before the rest of my bits, but my personality and tits are fantastic. :)

This wench needs to bite my ass (which is also fantastic). Gun humping biznitch.

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She don't skip many meals.

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I would like to point out that my custom made Gogo Tomago from Big Hero 6 does not in any way support redneck lady's views. And Gogo got a better rack.

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Personally I support Michelle! I think she should go right out and point her gun at the nearest cop and call them out on their tyranny!

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Another one of those, "I am speechless" articles. Or:

I would think the law enforcement officers would welcome a responsible, well armed citizen questioning their authority using her Constitutional right to bear arms. Officer: "Ma'm, please cease and desist trying to be literate. (brandishes weapon). Fiore: "Officer, it is in the CONSTITUTION that I can bear my firearm. There are no exceptions. My God-given NRA rights to pull this weapon back at you is indisputable." (Note at this point she hired a press agent to rewrite her utterances at the scene)

At this point she realizes that he is a jack booted FBI guy providing security at a Bernie rally. Fiore: "You aren't a real officer! You is FBI jack booted Federal tyrant. Stand down as you have no authority in the State of Nevada!" At this point.....(censored due to violence.......bad outcome......)

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All the racist assholes who like to say that our delectable First Lady "looks like a man" (??!!) really should check out that photo of Fiore. Wide face, BIG biceps, bleached hair:I think "her" birth certificate needs to be checked before "she's" allowed into a female potty place. And before anybody else calls attention to those balloons below her neck: boobs can be bought and installed, you know, like a part on a chassis.

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“They don’t have the balls to call me and sit down and talk to me face to face,” she said. “… Sending out a letter without a call to me — shame on them.”

Because that's what grown ups in the grown up world do.If they had to send a fake cop to explain why you are an eejit for pointing a gun at people whose job is to shoot people, the repression wouldn't be spread evenly, and normal sensible people who think having laws is a good thing, even if it limits their actions, wouldn't get any jackboots stamping on their face at all.

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I am sure your personality is fantastic. It is the perfect complement to your fantastic T&A set. See, I like to be able to talk to a woman after I have finished ogling her.

Note, that unlike my Colonial Cousins, I didn't say Pics or GTFO.

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FACT - All Blahs are guilty of something (even if not being white). Plus they are cheaper to shoot, because you only need 3/5 of a bullet.

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malkin spells her's with 2 "L"s (and 2 'A' cups--sorry, had to do it.)

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"I am your FAHTHER!"

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good thing that Jamie Lee Curtis Testicular feminization story was found to be an urban legend.

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True, but one of those 'l's has been transposed. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I've known exactly one woman who naturally had a Barbie body--skinny body, big honkers. She was in my squadron in AF basic training and tech school. I know hers were real, because she was a blah from inner city Philly. She was so poor that she said her family didn't have a shower or bathtub where they were living, and had to do sponge baths out of the sink most days. One of the reasons why she joined the AF was to get her family out of that situation.

So there was no way she would have afforded plastic surgery at age 19.

All the others--yeah, fake.

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Nugent's a zygote bandit, if ever there was one.

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