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Hey, since tens of thousands of Mexican citizens are being killed south of the border maybe we'll eventually run out of new illegalz.

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I lost a loved one who was killed by a General Motors product. I blame organized labor.

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When I was in high school, Mexican thieves must have been driving from the border up to school parking lots in rural NC for MY Peter Frampton album and MY boyfriend's Farrah Fawcett poster. NEVER FORGET THE GREAT THEFT OF 1977.

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"People of the Philippines, I have...aww, fuck it".

or

"I shall NOT return to the malarial hell hole that will one day spawn the biggest bloodsucker of all time: Media whore Michelle Malkin".

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Now that's what I'm Malkin about!

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"Appalled by the Colbert Congress fiasco.." Uh, a fiasco is something that goes really wrong. The event in question seems to have gone exactly as Colbert intended it to.

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