Our FLOTUS has a new right-hand lady! Her name is Tina Tchen, and she is some sort of robot creature who has a giant clock trapped inside of her that prevents her from sleeping. She runs on energy obtained from the extracted body fat of obese children. She is also from Chicago, because that is the
And as one of our wonkette editors pointed out, we have tens of thousands of people die in car accidents, of cancer and other diseases ... so why did deaths of a few overpaid NY elites and union firefighters on 9/11 set the Repubicans on fire?
...Michelle + Carla = FREINEMIES!!!
...I cant wait until Michelle flashes her crotch getting out of a limo and Carla gets caught snorting coke in the restroom of some nightclub!!!
And as one of our wonkette editors pointed out, we have tens of thousands of people die in car accidents, of cancer and other diseases ... so why did deaths of a few overpaid NY elites and union firefighters on 9/11 set the Repubicans on fire?
Michelle Obama always eats at the cool table - breakfast, lunch and dinner.
I'd rather dine at the Blair Burke table.
DW: Thanx for that. WoW !!!