Michelle Obama is really stepping up her game when it comes to battling childhood obesity, probably because the battle isn’t going too well so far. Kids around the country are fearfully clinging to giant bags of Cheetos, right now, because Uncle Glenn's Chalkboard said the Evil FLOTUS is going to steal the American Constitution's right to weigh 5,000 pounds. In response, our First Lady has employed a new strategy to win back the usually-ignored Children's Vote, because if there's one thing that can pry a 12-year-old away from a plate of Twinkies, it's a used-up 'tween fad like the Jonas Brothers. At least, that is what our FLOTUS is betting on. Watch the sexy (?) video!
Michelle. I read somewhere on the internets that your husband is a socialist racist loser kenyan muslim anti-american criminal. Also that he smokes. You can do better. Leave him and become Mrs Michelle Pixelz. Just do it!
Michelle. I read somewhere on the internets that your husband is a socialist racist loser kenyan muslim anti-american criminal. Also that he smokes. You can do better. Leave him and become Mrs Michelle Pixelz. Just do it!
i have been forced to understand just exactly who justin beiber is of late.
he is 11.
i weep for my country.