Michelle Obama will not be pleased until every fat person in America rises up against her, which is why her anti-obesity campaign, also known as “Let’s Move!” has now mobilized on Twitter. Although Twitter was once a joke website where friendless losers could share real-time updates about their sad lives, it is now mostly an online sign-up sheet for people who want to overthrow a government somewhere. Now that our FLOTUS’ healthy eating campaign is on Twitter, it’s only a matter of time before President Obama gets kicked out off the White House and is replaced with a salad bar. Most Americans probably won’t mind, though, because of all politicians, Michelle Obama’s body temperature most closely resembles that of a human. What?
<blockquote>it&#039;s bitch-thirty on my pissed-offedness clock.</blockquote>
But what smiley is that? A frownie wink? A shouty red one? You really need to put this into terms our new social media society can understand. Nothing more complex than smileys, plz! Kthxbye!
Now Rick&#039;s comparing entitlements to drugs. Once you get &#039;em (Social Security, Medicare, Veterans&#039; Benefits) you can&#039;t give &#039;em up. Lots of stories about his partial-birth abortion work. (He wrote the welfare-ending part of the Contract On America!)
<blockquote>it&#039;s bitch-thirty on my pissed-offedness clock.</blockquote>
But what smiley is that? A frownie wink? A shouty red one? You really need to put this into terms our new social media society can understand. Nothing more complex than smileys, plz! Kthxbye!
And then goes running back to his friends at Breitbart giggling about how he played a dumb joke on the popular kids.
Amphibians?
You are an excellent poet!
Hot Pocket Hitler?
Good thing Sarah is so big on guns. No more friends than she has she had better carry one.
No, no, no, no. He&#039;s outside, looking in.
For just the shits and giggles you can watch the Iowa GOP thingie on Cspan: <a href="http://cspan.org/Events/Iow..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://cspan.org/Events/Iowa-Conservatives-Host-G...">http://cspan.org/Events/Iow... Man-on-dog Santorum is up next
Santorum said he thinks he deserves a special place in heaven because he stood next to Barbara Boxer and debated her (for years!). Large applause.
Now Rick&#039;s comparing entitlements to drugs. Once you get &#039;em (Social Security, Medicare, Veterans&#039; Benefits) you can&#039;t give &#039;em up. Lots of stories about his partial-birth abortion work. (He wrote the welfare-ending part of the Contract On America!)