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The nerve of Miss Thang doing something that was reserved for Mittens Ann,It just not right

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I think supernovas are more explosive. If Obamacare does continue to "implode" by succeeding, it will create a black hole. This, as we know, will "destroy the whole universe" while simultaneously being the current location of the missing Malaysian jet-liner.

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Beerpongghazi or GTFO!!

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She should have gone subliminal, like Dr. Huxtable and his <i>Howard</i> sweatshirts. Should have worn a sweatshirt that says <i>Nyet, Nyet, Soviet! Da, Da, Ukraina!</i>

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Screw the ping pong. Let's play to her strengths: arm wrasslin. Or mud wrasslin. Or jello wrasslin. One of them wrasslin sports.

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<i>“For me, I prefer to — the relationship — the commerce relationship between — and the future. So in this program, I think I cannot only learn about the language, the American cultures, but also I can take some courses on this field. So in this way, I cannot promote myself on this field, but also, what is most important I think is to learn — to understand — to make a better understanding on the United States cultureand people.</i>

Sarah Palin was speaking?!

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Jeepers Freepers, where'd you get those creepers.

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I see what you did there, but you better hope Rebecca doesn't.

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This reminds of when Nancy Reagan kicked Gorbachev in the balls. Also when Laura Bush went to Moscow and made Putin withdraw from Georgia.

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What would Nancy Reagan do?

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No, no! You're doing great. Acing it, actually.

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