Well, this is very sad. Apparently, History's Greatest Monster Michelle Obama has neither shat upon the face of the smiling Baby Jesus by naming her Christmas trees "holiday African witchdoctor spear missiles" nor covered her Christmas trees in hypodermic needles and Stalin.
$500 thousand for china, spent by Laura Bush <i>in January 2009</i>. Yep, as the banking system was crumbling and the people of America were begging Barack O&#039;Bama to pleez pleez start presidenting early* before that fuckwad nitwit broke it for good, Laura was unpacking the new china she had picked out.
Yes, clearly overcompensating to throw real Amurkkkans off the scent, but the derpers will not be deterred! Just like they refuse to be bamboozled by the total lack of new gun control (and the rollback of prohibitions on guns on Amtrak and in National Parks) because they just <em>know</em> the Kenyan Usurper is coming for their firearms, all of them.
This is my standard response to all these articles of outrage at how much it costs to have a president: <a href="http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2009\/01\/07\/AR2009010702829.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/arti...">http://www.washingtonpost.c...
$500 thousand for china, spent by Laura Bush <i>in January 2009</i>. Yep, as the banking system was crumbling and the people of America were begging Barack O&#039;Bama to pleez pleez start presidenting early* before that fuckwad nitwit broke it for good, Laura was unpacking the new china she had picked out.
* <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2008/12/some...">http://abcnews.go.com/blogs...
you know what&#039;s fun to think about? all those countdowns the wingtards nannered on about (01/09/13! four more months! 3 more days!!!).
gotta extend the timeline.
You&#039;re braver than I am to go there.
Yes, clearly overcompensating to throw real Amurkkkans off the scent, but the derpers will not be deterred! Just like they refuse to be bamboozled by the total lack of new gun control (and the rollback of prohibitions on guns on Amtrak and in National Parks) because they just <em>know</em> the Kenyan Usurper is coming for their firearms, all of them.
Obama should buy a &#039;ranch&#039; somewhere in Texas. He could even cut some brush to use as Christmas trees.
After we jump off the fiscal cliff those pine trees will look mighty tasty.
I have a new and very frisky cat this Xmas season. I am dreading what will happen when I put my tree up this weekend.
One almost gets the impression that Malcolm doesn&#039;t care for the Obamas.
Shouldn&#039;t it have been 57 trees, one for each state, ha ha ha ha?
No, wait, I&#039;ll bet that Andrew actually made that &quot;joke.&quot;