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Yeah, that happened during the Clinton administration. It was really funny how the improvements in teen pregnancy and STD rates backslid with Bush-era abstinence only programs. Too bad Brisdull isn't a little bit older, maybe she would have understood--drunky or not--about where babies come from. Given her mama, though, maybe not.

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My food philosophy is: stop eating, you greedy fuck. Don't eat the whole portion you're given at most restaurants, what makes you hear '1/2 pound of beef', and say sure, pile it on! Or to think: triple cheeseburger, what am I, a fag? I need 4 patties and extra special jizz sauce Back your fucking ass up off of the table

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Not sure about the name...but I've got the <a href="http:\/\/us.cdn3.123rf.com\/168nwm\/qwasyx\/qwasyx1105\/qwasyx110500179\/9526793-bodies-of-man-and-woman-holding-oranges-and-e-zucchini-isolated-on-white-background.jpg" target="_blank">logo</a>

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It might be the whole moderation concept. My mom, who remains tall and slender in her late 60s, still laments the social unacceptability of using lard...particularly with respect to french fries. This is, of course, the one-two times a year she makes fries and in opposition to the 6-7 days per average week that her cooking has always resembled "MyPlate" with nary a processed item to be found. Nah, wait, never mind...I'm trying to apply reason. Sometimes I'm just so stupid.

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As a Fat Person I have to say that if this program goes into affect, ya'll are gonna have to walk real slow.

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What I'm dying to know is where truly tiny people find clothing? Kids' section? At 5'9" and a "normalish" build, but by no menas skeletal, there is no fucking way I should ever be buying in the 2 to 4 range. There was a time when it was reasonable...3rd and 4th grade.

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"Not all proteins are created equally" from the Supreme Court case <i>Plessy v. Fatass</i>.

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Size 124 is the new size 2.

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