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fuflans's avatar

what the hell is that terrible terrible thing?

i broke my rule of never linking to the 'internets' sites. and now i remember why i have that rule.

also, i find myself suspecting the author has an excess of cellulite, very short legs and always fresh mani / pedis.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Give Shelly a break - she's in the most Muslim nation on earth. They might have a collective heart attack and declare a universal jihad if she showed off her killer bod.

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chascates's avatar

Newt Gingrich has proved America has such a short attention-span that Sanford probably has a future in politics.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I have to wonder about Alex Jones. I mean, Rush and Beck must know that they're second rate sideshow hucksters and completely lack any kind of moral compass. But, Alex seems to be really sincere. What must it be like to have a head full of bees like that? He seems like the kind of guy who would need to wash a Xanex down with a bottle of scotch just to be able to think about putting on his jammies and going to bed.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

What really happened:

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang!

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