Happy Halloween! Did you take advantage of the one day on which you can worship Satan and pass out razor blade candy, without feeling the least bit guilty? Well that's very comforting, because possibly thousands of small children attended a White House Halloween veggie potluck, and it was probably the worst night of their young lives. There is overwhelming evidence that this so-called White House Halloween Rave was actually just Michelle Obama handing out bags of dried fruit.
I like dried fruit however I would still egg the White house for not handing out processed sugar infused artificially colored teeth rotting treats. It’s the Trick or Treat code.
I want my country back.
Do not say the Dark Lord's name!!!!!!
I like dried fruit however I would still egg the White house for not handing out processed sugar infused artificially colored teeth rotting treats. It’s the Trick or Treat code.