Your FLOTUS correspondent can smell an ABC Family original movie a mile away, and this one smells like some combination of Ruby Bridges , that documentary about the choir for elderly people, and scallions. It is the story of Desaline Victor. Who is Desaline Victor? "At age 102, it’s possible Desaline Victor is the oldest guest ever to attend a State of the Union address." We are apparently not one hundred percent sure that she is the oldest, but we will run with it! Desaline Victor is also "an immigrant, former farm worker, and respected elder and minority from one of the poorest parts of South Florida." Naturally,
Instead of "one man, one vote" we should change it so you get one vote for every hour you wait in line. Those black lines will then move faster than Bohner through a box of tissues.
NY City does have rich, white, Republican voting districts. The vast majority of them couldn't be bothered to vote, even if the fucking polling station was in the lobby of their own building. Ms. Victor is entitled to smile sweetly at them, and maybe say "bless their hearts."
Awesome Haitian lady Desaline Victor can do some awesome Haitian voodoo on Ted Nugent's sorry ass.
Instead of "one man, one vote" we should change it so you get one vote for every hour you wait in line. Those black lines will then move faster than Bohner through a box of tissues.
I liked Jon Stewart's suggestion of "Ferret News" last week.
NY City does have rich, white, Republican voting districts. The vast majority of them couldn't be bothered to vote, even if the fucking polling station was in the lobby of their own building. Ms. Victor is entitled to smile sweetly at them, and maybe say "bless their hearts."