For most Americans, “staying in shape” is the involuntary act that occurs when the escalator breaks down at the shopping mall and everyone is forced to walk an extra fifty feet to the elevator, and an afternoon is ruined. But for fancy FLOTUS Queen Michelle Antoinette Obama, every day is a new excuse to put on a pair of sexy workout pants, hop on a plane to the nearest city full of fat children, and put them all through a series of physical exercises with hula hoops and jump ropes, like the kind terrorists use to train their young. Our FLOTUS was up to her usual exercise antics last week, as she prepared to enter the next phase of her master plan to take over our stomachs.
<i>&ldquo;school menu planners must tell students the minimum amounts they must take from salad bars&quot;</i> otherwise some kids would pile bacon bits onto their plates and coat them with ranch dressing.
As one who just learned that word a couple years ago, I heart your comment and look down my nose at those who don&#039;t know that phrase means yet. Peasants!
<i>&ldquo;school menu planners must tell students the minimum amounts they must take from salad bars&quot;</i> otherwise some kids would pile bacon bits onto their plates and coat them with ranch dressing.
As one who just learned that word a couple years ago, I heart your comment and look down my nose at those who don&#039;t know that phrase means yet. Peasants!