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All right Hopey! Just don't forget the birth certificate this time.

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What, Twitter isn't always right?!?!?!

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Google is now suggesting "Michelle Obama pregnant" as its top choice. So that pretty much confirms it.

Its second choice was "Michelle Obama in India," which seemed a little odd to me, but it went on to explain "Michelle Obama Bollywood." Hopefully she'll have her movie done before the pregnancy's gotten too far; those dance numbers are unforgiving.

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Yes, but with bare midriff. Tough if you're not ready to pull off a Demi Moore.

Plus, she has to sing at about three octaves above her normal range, which is hard enough without something pushing back on the diaphragm. Though I suppose a well-aimed fetal kick might help.

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The Obamas had unprotected sex in the Lincoln Bedroom. How much more of this disrespect do you want to take, America?

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yesterday i too would have been a "True Patriot back in business, wandering the Internets for stimulation" only there is no wonkette on sunday.

instead (and oddly coincidentally) we watched two movies with pete postlethwaite.

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Another scoop for the twit stream media. Now it's on to DWTS for MO.

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