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fuflans's avatar

i say let 'em stay fat.

i think we all have fragile enough egos (on some level) to appreciate the pick-me-up a 300 pounder buying - well anything really - provides.

plus, you know, early death.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OMFG...you don't think that Michelle is seeking a final solution to fatties?!

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Stay strong. Just like that skinny little fuck in the video will have twinges on cold mornings to remind him just how badly he fucked up, URSG will cry himself to sleep each night wondering why we don't like him.

Mahousu's avatar

Yes, but it's OK to hate the poor. Just leave the fatties alone.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

To read some of the criticisms of Michelle, you'd think we'd all have to walk around with little yellow coke bottles sewn to our coats.

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Where were these dumbfucks when Barbara and Laura Bush were extolling literacy?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Fresh veggies and fruits have a liberal bias. Especially the fruits.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Oh Lizzie...I would have stuck up for you. I would have written hurtful things about the girls on the restroom wall...which is what we had instead of Facebook when I was a kid.

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Uh, err, heh..um...damn...I think my co-worker turned up the thermostat. I'll be right back.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Will you bring me Beans Anne Franks for dinner?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

The first lady takes on a project, basically to kill boredom and fill her days with things other than needlepoint and scrapbooking, and suddenly she's presiding over an evil, insidious government program? Who knew? <i> Who the fuck knew?</i>