If you’ve been paying attention, you know that America is suffering from an obesity epidemic that may or may not exist. And you probably know that our FLOTUS, Michelle Obama, has deemed herself personally responsible for making sure that obesity ends forever and as soon as possible. Recently, however, our FLOTUS’ interest in veggies and aerobics has appeared to be waning, as she has spent some time raising awareness of other young people problems, like
Stay strong. Just like that skinny little fuck in the video will have twinges on cold mornings to remind him just how badly he fucked up, URSG will cry himself to sleep each night wondering why we don't like him.
To read some of the criticisms of Michelle, you'd think we'd all have to walk around with little yellow coke bottles sewn to our coats.
Oh Lizzie...I would have stuck up for you. I would have written hurtful things about the girls on the restroom wall...which is what we had instead of Facebook when I was a kid.
The first lady takes on a project, basically to kill boredom and fill her days with things other than needlepoint and scrapbooking, and suddenly she&#039;s presiding over an evil, insidious government program? Who knew? <i> Who the fuck knew?</i>
i say let &#039;em stay fat.
i think we all have fragile enough egos (on some level) to appreciate the pick-me-up a 300 pounder buying - well anything really - provides.
plus, you know, early death.
OMFG...you don&#039;t think that Michelle is seeking a final solution to fatties?!
Stay strong. Just like that skinny little fuck in the video will have twinges on cold mornings to remind him just how badly he fucked up, URSG will cry himself to sleep each night wondering why we don&#039;t like him.
Yes, but it&#039;s OK to hate the poor. Just leave the fatties alone.
To read some of the criticisms of Michelle, you&#039;d think we&#039;d all have to walk around with little yellow coke bottles sewn to our coats.
Where were these dumbfucks when Barbara and Laura Bush were extolling literacy?
Fresh veggies and fruits have a liberal bias. Especially the fruits.
Oh Lizzie...I would have stuck up for you. I would have written hurtful things about the girls on the restroom wall...which is what we had instead of Facebook when I was a kid.
Uh, err, heh..um...damn...I think my co-worker turned up the thermostat. I&#039;ll be right back.
Will you bring me Beans Anne Franks for dinner?
The first lady takes on a project, basically to kill boredom and fill her days with things other than needlepoint and scrapbooking, and suddenly she&#039;s presiding over an evil, insidious government program? Who knew? <i> Who the fuck knew?</i>