America is full of fat children, and fat adults. This we know. But did you also know that America has many fat babies ? It is more difficult to spot them, sandwiched between all the aforementioned full-grown fat people, but that doesn’t mean that Michelle Obama hasn’t noticed these sneaky, milk-guzzling fatsos. And since our FLOTUS is not one to sit idly by while Americans gorge themselves, she has decided to combat this baby fat problem and put a stop to it before it spirals out of control.
Sorry Michelle - great idea, but <a href="http:\/\/fatbabies.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/11\/m-e-fat-baby.jpg\?w=432&amp\;h=288" target="_blank">this</a> is the model for the next generation.
(as an aside, is it me, or does this kid look like a cross between a baby and a caterpillar?)
Sumo wrestlers kinda look like enormous babies don&#039;t they? The big sumo diaper completes the look. Saaaaay, you don&#039;t think that David Vitter is into Sumo wrestling?
Sorry Michelle - great idea, but <a href="http:\/\/fatbabies.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/11\/m-e-fat-baby.jpg\?w=432&amp\;h=288" target="_blank">this</a> is the model for the next generation.
(as an aside, is it me, or does this kid look like a cross between a baby and a caterpillar?)
Where&#039;s Extemporaneous when you need him?
Sumo wrestlers kinda look like enormous babies don&#039;t they? The big sumo diaper completes the look. Saaaaay, you don&#039;t think that David Vitter is into Sumo wrestling?
Lyle Lovett had the definitive song on this matter; sadly I can&#039;t find a version to post a link though.