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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

These kids and their newfangled talking devices

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ha! I second that. Don't be a stranger

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

That's gonna leave a mark

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SullivanSt's avatar

With that side-eye, he's bypassing jail and going straight to the doghouse. Move over, Bo!

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I saw a picture where Barry and Michelle switched seats. Michelle's face was all, "And WHAT, you Danish floozy! He's MY man!"

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SullivanSt's avatar

Feh. There's lots of "-ee" sounding words. Like, say, most adjectives.

Find me <strong>a</strong> song that adequately <em>meters</em> the word "Serengeti".

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Pimps be making these pics go all viral and shit in the hood tonite.Its bout time Barry start acting like the lead man hoe of this country and quit bein so damn pussywhipped.And Miss thing should be keepin that greeneyed shit to herself it aint no big thing for him to get some of the white coochie now and again. Jeebus knows he deserves it puttin up with all the gubbermint shit 24/7

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

There are three hands holding that camera, and two of them are white. Whose selfie is it, anyway?

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fuflans's avatar

economist has a whole leader article about his this week. no where near as cute as he CAN be.

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fuflans's avatar

most fun thing to come out of the obama whitehouse since like bill clinton was in it.

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fuflans's avatar

hahaha i forgot! this chick is married to neil kinnock's son.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

To be fair, this thing lasted four hours, and apparently had a pretty relaxed atmosphere.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

This cheese never stands alone.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Weekend at Mandelas

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it'll be in the Gawker comments section for the next six months

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

all the cool kidz post on Instagram

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