As promised , our First Lady Michelle Obama has published her first book . It is a book about gardening, and if "The Help" is any indication, it is sure to be a bestseller, because isn't it probably the same thing, except with Mexicans? Apparently, no! "Michelle's Secret Garden," as we like to call it, or "American Grown," as it is actually called, tells the story of the White House Kitchen Garden. It also offers gardening tips, and "the story of how, together, in gardens large and small, we have begun to grow a healthier nation." Because this new book costs over twenty dollars and Amazon.com is not yet accepting food stamps, the actual contents of the book will remain a mystery to most of the country, including your FLOTUS correspondent, who is not about to spend thirty dollars on a book about vegetables when the ice cream shelf in her freezer is running low on supplies. Thankfully, an excerpt from the book
&ldquo;Just how socialist is <i>that</i> <strike>arugula</strike>?&rdquo; is her favorite question, she [probably] says, later in the book.
Didn&#039;t George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grow hemp? I know Jefferson grew poppies on his plantation.
I can&#039;t wait for the right wing nutz to attack our FLOTUS. I hope the loyal Wonketters go over to Amazon and defend her.
And for amusement, check out the review/comments flame wars under &quot;The Amateur.&quot; The T-Baggers and assorted right wing nutz are out in force.
Monsanto, Dow, and Cargill are not pleased.
&ldquo;Just how socialist is <i>that</i> <strike>arugula</strike>?&rdquo; is her favorite question, she [probably] says, later in the book.
There, fixed.
Didn&#039;t George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grow hemp? I know Jefferson grew poppies on his plantation.
I can&#039;t wait for the right wing nutz to attack our FLOTUS. I hope the loyal Wonketters go over to Amazon and defend her.
And for amusement, check out the review/comments flame wars under &quot;The Amateur.&quot; The T-Baggers and assorted right wing nutz are out in force.
Commie traitors, the lot of them. Maybe even (gasp) <i>vegetarians</i>. Or worse.
Vegans?
History&#039;s greatest monster.
Commie traitor, librul vegans, soshulistickal mooslim atheistic Kenyans the lot. Maybe Democrats too. But I don&#039;t wanna get carried away.