You may be aware by now that Michelle Obama is really interested in killing fat people with vegetables, faking Twitter pregnancies, and being Chinese. But did you also know that she is deeply concerned about the troops? Apparently, this obesity thing has gotten so far out of hand that there is almost no one left to go to war, because there are evidently rules about how fat you can be while firing a gun in Iraq or Afghanistan, whereas in America, the fatter the better, while handling weaponry. With all of this in mind, our FLOTUS is now proud to announce her newest initiative: Operation Sexy Freedom Slim-Down!
...may I be the first to coin the term "Fast Food Terrorism"!
I was very depressed to read that ribs are clearly not a green choice. I thought they were one of the main food groups.