Michelle Obama Saves Christmas With Emergency NORAD Santa Hotline
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A long time ago, a bunch of gullible children in Colorado read a Sears ad in a “newspaper” -- an ancient method of distributing information -- and spent Christmas Eve calling a telephone number they believed would allow them to track the whereabouts of Santa Claus. Instead, they were connected to NORAD, and since the guys manning the phones were totally bored searching the sky for Soviet missiles, they thought, “How swell!” and decided to sit around telling 8-year-olds how much longer they would have to wait for their stockings to be filled with gas masks and Everlasting Gobstoppers. Half a century later, our North American Aerospace Defense Command
Michelle Obama Saves Christmas With Emergency NORAD Santa Hotline
Michelle Obama Saves Christmas With Emergency…
Michelle Obama Saves Christmas With Emergency NORAD Santa Hotline
A long time ago, a bunch of gullible children in Colorado read a Sears ad in a “newspaper” -- an ancient method of distributing information -- and spent Christmas Eve calling a telephone number they believed would allow them to track the whereabouts of Santa Claus. Instead, they were connected to NORAD, and since the guys manning the phones were totally bored searching the sky for Soviet missiles, they thought, “How swell!” and decided to sit around telling 8-year-olds how much longer they would have to wait for their stockings to be filled with gas masks and Everlasting Gobstoppers. Half a century later, our North American Aerospace Defense Command