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You have to keep in mind, it probably wasn't their first case of Bud.

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Now, why do I think Congress would ban such a test, if it did exist?

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Didn't Bachmann & Bachmann already adopt a softball team or two?

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Absolutely. He is the only politician that says just what he means. Which is why they are going to vote for him no matter what dumb shit he is going to do.

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God bless her!

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Fat boys are easy once you roll them on their backs they are pretty helpless.

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OT but similar, Nancy Grace is going to take the Bristle part on DWTS. Chaz Bono will take the part Ricky Lake would have taken twenty years ago and Ricky Lake will win. In sad but still beautiful news. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">!" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a79R00osM0w&fe...!">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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have you people give my people a call. Let's whip up a business plan and make this thing happen!

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I always thought the same about Joseph, who supposedly bought the Holy Ghost/"I'm still a virgin" story.

I think he was poor because of all those bridges people kept selling him.

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Possible. Or Havana.

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Vabortions? Aborcations? Hell...get Royal Caribbean on the horn! This could be big...Abortion Cruises.

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Well, I remember when you had to fly to England. Then yay! you just had to fly to NY. Then whee! You just opened the phone book and let your fingers do the walking. Paultards are every where now pretending he is a nice reasonable person who will let the states decide. It makes me grind my teeth.

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Because libertardian principles can vary from state to state. Other than that, though, these principles are truly absolute.

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You remind me of my buddy in grad school, who was thrilled when we stumbled into a bar filled 100% with women. Guy was from Kansas or some such place, and it took a while to convince him it wasn't quite the paradise he thought it was. (A couple of the ladies got into the conversation, and they got quite a chuckle out of it.)

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It's 93% of what she does there!

- Jon Kyl (R'tard), AZ

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Mary didn't know this stuff, so she had to get married (instead of taking a "vacation" to Phrygia, like the rich girls did.)

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