It wasn't exactly clear what Michelle Obama did to get sent to what is probably the equivalent of Gitmo, for people who care about their health, but mean old Barry banished our FLOTUS to a NASCAR event on Sunday to cheer on The Troops, and by that we of course mean, "campaign for Barack Obama, basically." So, did she whip everyone into shape, or do one of those Beyonce dance-offs we have all come to know and expect from our First Lady?