Our Michelle spent last week drinking her way around the world, or more specifically, in Europe. She went there to hang out with that Kate lady and wear different outfits so that the Internet could vote about who was fancier. (The correct answer is that FLOTUS is always fancier. Always.) But even when our FLOTUS is pounding light beers across the Atlantic, the terrible war against obesity continues. And this week, with Michelle leading the way, America prepares for the next phase of this war: the destruction of one of America's most cherished nonsensical infographics, the food pyramid.
I bet the American Dairy Council will issue a scathing press release because their circle isn't as big as the protein circle.
The big question is the eating utensils: Will a traditional American fork, knife and spoon be shown or will it be the spork? I know one of my neighbors fancies lots of spork-specific foods.
They had this out-of-use color-wheel over at Homeland and repurposed it. Recycling! Socialism!
I just bought Coke and Altria. Damn you Wonkette!
Four?!? WTF? There's booze and pussy and um ... um ... something with salt on it ... OK, I give up.
One of the aliens Captain Kirk violated the Prime Directive to interfere with in his cabin.
So four-year-olds are the damned?
I...I think I love you.
I thought ketchup was officially declared a vegetable, by Ronnie the senile.
I bet the American Dairy Council will issue a scathing press release because their circle isn't as big as the protein circle.
The big question is the eating utensils: Will a traditional American fork, knife and spoon be shown or will it be the spork? I know one of my neighbors fancies lots of spork-specific foods.
As Stephen Hawking sez, “Eat your veggies!”.
I see it did not take long for you to be rebittered. Welcome back!