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MissusBarry's avatar

They had this out-of-use color-wheel over at Homeland and repurposed it. Recycling! Socialism!

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102415's avatar

I just bought Coke and Altria. Damn you Wonkette!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Four?!? WTF? There's booze and pussy and um ... um ... something with salt on it ... OK, I give up.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

One of the aliens Captain Kirk violated the Prime Directive to interfere with in his cabin.

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jqheywood's avatar

So four-year-olds are the damned?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I...I think I love you.

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PubOption's avatar

I thought ketchup was officially declared a vegetable, by Ronnie the senile.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I bet the American Dairy Council will issue a scathing press release because their circle isn't as big as the protein circle.

The big question is the eating utensils: Will a traditional American fork, knife and spoon be shown or will it be the spork? I know one of my neighbors fancies lots of spork-specific foods.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

As Stephen Hawking sez, “Eat your veggies!”.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I see it did not take long for you to be rebittered. Welcome back!

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