Today is “Martin Luther King, Jr. Day,” which is a day to remember the life of a special black person -- or “socialist Kenyan,” as they prefer to be called these days -- who once copied Glenn Beck by giving a speech at the Lincoln Memorial. But more importantly, today is Michelle Obama’s birthday! Our FLOTUS turns 47 today, and she is probably eating a whole-wheat cake filled with spinach right now, because thanks to all of Michelle’s hard work, soon that will be the only kind of cake available in America.
I second that. You're a clean and articulate woman, Mrs. Obama, and all of us in Unreal America love you.
Poor Trig what is he up to today? Is he old enough to club fish ? Or more important is he old enough to go clubbing?
Happy Birthday Michelle enjoy the bacon and eggs! I'll have the cake, put some bacon on it please.
Nor did I.