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teef, you mean.

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Oh, I think we've known that for a long long time.

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While we're at it, where's that scientific evidence about vaginal probes and abortion? Or tax cuts boost the economy. Or that the Bible is literally true.

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Iffin we can dee regyoulate in dustery and ruinate the water to where as folks get all sicklee and stuff we can show Mrs Obummer is just flat out wrong, so it is time she just shut up and drink some more slurree pond run off and tell usin how fit she feels

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My favorite was always the <a href="http:\/\/www.fishersci.com\/ecomm\/servlet\/msdsproxy\?productName=23751628&amp\;productDescription=DEIONIZED%20WATER%20LABCRAFT%205%20GAL&amp\;catNo=23-751-628&amp\;vendorId=VN00041271&amp\;storeId=10652" target="_blank">MSDS for deionized water</a>, recommending that in case of eye or skin contact, the affected area should be flushed with water.

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No one said AYNTHING when whitehouse.org published Laura Bush's Texirican Slim Jim & Tobacco spit Margarita recipe ...

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If the wingnuts rebel against Moochelle's advice maybe they'll finally dry up and blow away.

*fingers crossed*

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I assume the American Waterworks Association doesn't do much lobbying.

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Apparently someone already told one-L that Mishybams was promoting blinking.

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