I have a dream that my First Lady will one day live in a nation where she will not be judged by her body fat percentage, but by the content of her character.
So does that mean a 350 lb redneck can wash down their bucket of chicken and 6 big macs with regular coke instead of diet coke now since Spanx obviously squeezes in 3/4 of your body weight? A truly remarkable garment indeed!
So the lady from the south side of Chicago, descendant of slaves, member of the race that gets arrested for things white people get paid for; and who wears J. Crew bought from a catalogue, is more elite than Ann Romney, who owns show horses, has lived her entire adult life off of her father-in-law's trust fund, and buys $900 fishbird blouses.
The GOP doesn't just live in opposite-world; they have discovered a new opposite-galaxy.
I guess "elite," when applied to people of color, means "she don't talk like a niggah on a TV sitcom."
I look forward to a day when women are comfortable enough with their own bodies that they no longer wear undergarments <strike>that make their hoo-has into swamps.</strike>
I have them, wear them infrequently just for real dressing-up, but they were a godsend when I was playing a nymphomaniac in tight clothing in a farce.
Yes, but he keeps getting them caught on his ears when he tries to get his ass into them.
Something that fits around the neck, perhaps.
UD is wrong. spanx are for smoothing and nipping and tucking.
they don&#039;t come in size republican.
&quot;Wheel Of Outrage Turn, Turn, Turn Tell us now who we should spurn&quot;
ISWYDT.
SPANXGHAZI!!!!
I have a dream that my First Lady will one day live in a nation where she will not be judged by her body fat percentage, but by the content of her character.
Not to mention the billions she must spend on hairdressers instead of a dew rag like that nice Aunt Jemima.
And Barry stuffs his jockeys with a pair of gym socks!
So does that mean a 350 lb redneck can wash down their bucket of chicken and 6 big macs with regular coke instead of diet coke now since Spanx obviously squeezes in 3/4 of your body weight? A truly remarkable garment indeed!
Whalebone-staid corsets or GTFO
So the lady from the south side of Chicago, descendant of slaves, member of the race that gets arrested for things white people get paid for; and who wears J. Crew bought from a catalogue, is more elite than Ann Romney, who owns show horses, has lived her entire adult life off of her father-in-law&#039;s trust fund, and buys $900 fishbird blouses.
The GOP doesn&#039;t just live in opposite-world; they have discovered a new opposite-galaxy.
I guess &quot;elite,&quot; when applied to people of color, means &quot;she don&#039;t talk like a niggah on a TV sitcom.&quot;
History&#039;s GREATEST monster!
Oh, I get it. Michelle Obama is fat, because Republicans have now unskewed their scales.
I look forward to a day when women are comfortable enough with their own bodies that they no longer wear undergarments <strike>that make their hoo-has into swamps.</strike>
FIFY