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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

You don't roam at Wal-Mart, you either roll, scooter or get pushed.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

...while in a wet suit. fixed!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

She would have shopped at Wal-Mart but she doesn't weigh enough.

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Mahousu's avatar

Yes, definitely, Michelle Obama should let the whole press (and Rush Limbaugh) know everywhere she's going beforehand. I can't see any possible problems with that.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

She'd probably even go to Walmart if they all didn't smell like ass.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Megatron (before stupid Michael Bay turned him into a jet)?

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