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Apparently, voters voting on thingies voters dislike should be illegal.

That's America.

Shut up if you don't like it.

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You left out one very important detail. The 2 Republicans on the Board of Canvassers who turned down the initiative did so because of “Improper spacing and formatting issues.”

Yep, the Michigan GOP want to deny women abortions because of grammatical errors.

Neatness counts, kids!

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Usually the "Great Lake States" dont suck this much d

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Clearly you weren’t here during the Rick Snyder years.

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Hey. There IS an exception to every rule..AKA upper Michigan.

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Strangly enough you have to go south across a bridge to go to Canada from the largest city in Michigan.

A weird but true geographic flaw.

Look on an atlas if you dont belive me.

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More than half the population of Canada lives farther south than Seattle, as long as we're talking about weird but true geography.

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But look where Detroit sits.

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And Reno is farther west than LA!

Facts, with their liberal bias!

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In Florida, the Republicans just ignore initiatives they disagree with. Fucking voters!

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Wisconsin. It's a beautiful state and I know some amazing Wisconsinites, but their politics are fucked right now.

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My college boyfriend grew up in Detroit and told me that. Apparently many people made that trip frequently for the lower drinking age and strip clubs

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It's why I wish Journey had changed their "Don't Stop Believing" song lyrics from South Detroit (which is arguably Windsor) to East Detroit, which used to be an actual city. Details!

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You can't get to New Oleans without crossing water.

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Their elementary school System is fukked, resulting in people who can't sustain a democracy.

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When did we start voting on who gets what rights and where?Answer: when Ronnie met Jerry.

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