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diogenez's avatar

I'll never get enough of small government advocates who say things like (the role of government is) "to regulate sexual relationships."

All without a trace of irony!

bobbert's avatar

Couldn't spell it.

PsycWench's avatar

I better keep my husband home then. I have all the plumbing but had the access to it permanently blocked about 10 years ago. He seemed really happy about that at the time.

PsycWench's avatar

Can Michigan explain to a certain person that I would prefer not to be woken up in the middle of the night for passion?

MonkeyMotion's avatar

(No fair jumping ahead now...)

Incoming Ham's avatar

Interesting that they managed to weasel around "as God intended", which is what they really wanted to say. Not that they read the bible well enough to get what <a href="http:\/\/spydersden.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/07\/biblical_marriage_chart.jpg" target="_blank">Biblical marriage</a> really entails.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Frankly I don't need gummint to regulate my sex life.

My wife does that just fine for me, thankyouverymuchnowgetthefuckoutahere.

SullivanSt's avatar

It's almost as if they're <em>inviting</em> Kennedy to have the <em>Lawrence</em> decision engraved on a large rock so he can hit them upside the head with it, isn't it?

SullivanSt's avatar

Apparently old enough to miss the entire second half of the 80s and early 90s in a daze of drugs and alcohol. That must've been some party!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

unload the dishwasher

WORST INNUENDO EVER!!1!

PubOption's avatar

"Did you feel the earth move, or was it another fertilizer plant exploding?"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as long as it's not Hunter Wallace

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

This is what happens when your state is right next to a lake shaped like a giant dick