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I'll never get enough of small government advocates who say things like (the role of government is) "to regulate sexual relationships."

All without a trace of irony!

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Couldn't spell it.

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I better keep my husband home then. I have all the plumbing but had the access to it permanently blocked about 10 years ago. He seemed really happy about that at the time.

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Can Michigan explain to a certain person that I would prefer not to be woken up in the middle of the night for passion?

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(No fair jumping ahead now...)

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Interesting that they managed to weasel around "as God intended", which is what they really wanted to say. Not that they read the bible well enough to get what <a href="http:\/\/spydersden.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/07\/biblical_marriage_chart.jpg" target="_blank">Biblical marriage</a> really entails.

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Frankly I don't need gummint to regulate my sex life.

My wife does that just fine for me, thankyouverymuchnowgetthefuckoutahere.

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It's almost as if they're <em>inviting</em> Kennedy to have the <em>Lawrence</em> decision engraved on a large rock so he can hit them upside the head with it, isn't it?

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Apparently old enough to miss the entire second half of the 80s and early 90s in a daze of drugs and alcohol. That must've been some party!

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unload the dishwasher

WORST INNUENDO EVER!!1!

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"Did you feel the earth move, or was it another fertilizer plant exploding?"

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your mileage may vary

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as long as it's not Hunter Wallace

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This is what happens when your state is right next to a lake shaped like a giant dick

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