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He must be pretty unattractive if men are only willing to put the tip in. Teeth too scary?

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That's pretty much what I was thinking...there must have been some serious lawyering going on in those 2 months b/c all of this evidence was apparent at the time of the initial accusation.

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Some prison time might help him to "find himself".

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Tips? He's doing toilet-stall circumcisions too? Truly he is a full-service douchebag.

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I hope to God the Michigan State Attorney General's office has come up with an application process in which checking off "yes" to "I am a closeted immature douchebag" is a deal-breaker.

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but you just KNOW the colors will clash with your militant muslim credenza.

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poor little rat.

there was that brief fab moment at the end of the jason jones interview when shirley knew he'd been had - and was done.

i love that shit.

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