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Cismontane's avatar

Some public official in China named Xu corruptly neglected inspections on some reclaimed land and it collapsed and killed people, so he just took a header off a tall building to express his heartfelt remorse. May I humbly suggest that Snyder follow his example? I'm sure there's a tall enough building in Flint to jump off of. Or he can just drink the water.

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Cismontane's avatar

He still qualifies to run the EPA in a Trump administration.

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btwbfdimho's avatar

Here in Texas, in water pumps we trust. http://turbowhitetrash.com/...

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Eyeball Freckles's avatar

Whats scary how true that is, they really do use the "la la la I CANT HEAR YOU!!!! method far too much

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

I was Snydered the other night, when I went to get pizza....after two hours, I finally left and went to Little Ceasars...

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Such a 50/50 proposition....

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Rick Snyder - giving assholes a bad name since 2008....

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Yes. Yes. Yes. And Emergency Managers....

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Antifa Commander's avatar

State troopers going door to door? Destroying the city's pipes by using the "cheap" water? Best fiscal management this side of Kansas!

Oh, and PS: Filters aren't gonna do shit about lead content.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Um, now, well....

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Eyeball Freckles's avatar

Nope, we've seen white men do that and walk away

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Well, it'll turn you into a vegetable, anyway.

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pussygrabber in chief's avatar

"Letting The Water Hold Him Down"

Nice.

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

Fucking Third-World shitholes where you can't even drink the water, am I right?

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

But charging $16 a year to feed your cow on public land is worse than fifty Hitlers.

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lovelydestruction's avatar

Make them stupid to begin and the substandard education doesn't matter. Plus you have your future Republican voters.

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