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nuzpeg's avatar

This all could have been solved months ago if the pediatrician-whistleblower had just had Snyder down to Flint for a sit-down and Erin Brockoviched his ass by serving him Flint River tap water.

Matt Jones's avatar

"Let’s get in there and rebuild the culture that understands common sense has to be part of it, taking care of our citizens has to be part of it, that’s paramount importance when you’re talking about the safety of our citizens."

Excellent call, Ricky Boy. Now howsabout we start the "culture rebuilding" by you and your crony-ass buddies all resigning?

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Well, Republicans warned you that government is the problem. But would you listen?

theCryptofishist's avatar

But, ohmygosh, a Bush official actually did her job!

theCryptofishist's avatar

I don't expect that you can actually get it down to 0%, but 10 is awful high.

theCryptofishist's avatar

If it's good enough for me, it's good enough for anybody!

yyyaz's avatar

"Government," not so much. "Personal ATM," "Family Full Employment Center," "Bribes R Us," "Griftopia," "Lobbyist Prep," are some printable alternatives.

dexter's avatar

That's what happen when you got rid of "rich" people to pay for your free stuffs, the stuffs magicaly disapear.

One day, you communist will understand the logic behind that process.

Lefty Mark's avatar

This might be the end of his political career.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Translation: "It wasn't just me -- I had help!"

Lefty Mark's avatar

"To all of you out there who question whether government is really the problem, just wait until you see what we do next!"

willi0000000's avatar

i think i see some of the problem

...EPA’s budget, which builds on previous reductions, will bring the agency's staffing to its lowest level since 1989.

http://www.foreffectivegov....

willi0000000's avatar

they redacted fucking page numbers?

one wonders how many pages were just outright held back.

Beaufighter's avatar

France on line 1, something about used guillotines going cheap...

Partyofhealthcare?'s avatar

I would thoroughly tenderize that first.Repeatedly ;^)

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Just this once, I support religious conversion. As long as it is to a faith that requires that Snyder et al get baptised very slowly in the Flint River. Say, for two or three months.