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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Bitches be trippin'.

PubOption's avatar

This is one of the few crimes in Detroit where anyone has (officially) seen anything.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

...just a half a mile from the railroad track.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He said, "watcha in for, kid?"

I said, "growing a vegetable garden without a license"

And they all moved away from on the Group W bench until I said, "and keeping undocumented dogs". And they all came back and we had a great time smoking cigarettes...

MissusBarry's avatar

Isn't a dog license like a tax on having a dog? Shouldn't the teabaggers jump all over this and tell the government to get out of this lady's canines? Seems like it'd be right up there on the priority list with the return of incandescent light bulbs.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Get out of my brain!!!!!!!

Mahousu's avatar

When dogs are outlawed, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Though actually, I think it would be more of an issue with cats. I guy I knew in school served on the city council in our home town. He did ok until, out of a misguided sense of "fairness," he proposed that cats had to wear license tags at all times just like dogs did. He was voted out at the next election. I should send him an "I'm pro-cat and I vote" bumper sticker.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

by the way...thanks. That song is in my head...which is infinitely better then the insipid "Contemporary Christian" music my co-worker plays.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Have you ever read one of those tags? The tobacco industry, the airline industry, the gambling industry, the liquor industry, the financial industry all claim to be "the most regulated" in the US.

Well, I actually did read that sucker, and my vote goes to the pillow industry.

TundraGrifter's avatar

If the Detroit Metro area has one problem, it's people spending too much time keeping up their front lawns.