The woman whose front-yard FLOTUS shrine almost landed her in jail is in the clear now, sort of! So nice try, obesity epidemic, you lose this one. The city of Oak Park, Michigan no longer cares about Julie Bass’ hideous vegetable garden. Instead, they would like to go after her dogs, because Oak Park is now Arizona, so everyone must show their papers, or else.
I said, "growing a vegetable garden without a license"
And they all moved away from on the Group W bench until I said, "and keeping undocumented dogs". And they all came back and we had a great time smoking cigarettes...
Isn't a dog license like a tax on having a dog? Shouldn't the teabaggers jump all over this and tell the government to get out of this lady's canines? Seems like it'd be right up there on the priority list with the return of incandescent light bulbs.
Though actually, I think it would be more of an issue with cats. I guy I knew in school served on the city council in our home town. He did ok until, out of a misguided sense of "fairness," he proposed that cats had to wear license tags at all times just like dogs did. He was voted out at the next election. I should send him an "I'm pro-cat and I vote" bumper sticker.
by the way...thanks. That song is in my head...which is infinitely better then the insipid "Contemporary Christian" music my co-worker plays.
Have you ever read one of those tags? The tobacco industry, the airline industry, the gambling industry, the liquor industry, the financial industry all claim to be "the most regulated" in the US.
Well, I actually did read that sucker, and my vote goes to the pillow industry.
Bitches be trippin'.
This is one of the few crimes in Detroit where anyone has (officially) seen anything.
...just a half a mile from the railroad track.
He said, "watcha in for, kid?"
I said, "growing a vegetable garden without a license"
And they all moved away from on the Group W bench until I said, "and keeping undocumented dogs". And they all came back and we had a great time smoking cigarettes...
Anchor puppies!!!!
Isn't a dog license like a tax on having a dog? Shouldn't the teabaggers jump all over this and tell the government to get out of this lady's canines? Seems like it'd be right up there on the priority list with the return of incandescent light bulbs.
Get out of my brain!!!!!!!
When dogs are outlawed, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Though actually, I think it would be more of an issue with cats. I guy I knew in school served on the city council in our home town. He did ok until, out of a misguided sense of "fairness," he proposed that cats had to wear license tags at all times just like dogs did. He was voted out at the next election. I should send him an "I'm pro-cat and I vote" bumper sticker.
by the way...thanks. That song is in my head...which is infinitely better then the insipid "Contemporary Christian" music my co-worker plays.
Have you ever read one of those tags? The tobacco industry, the airline industry, the gambling industry, the liquor industry, the financial industry all claim to be "the most regulated" in the US.
Well, I actually did read that sucker, and my vote goes to the pillow industry.
If the Detroit Metro area has one problem, it's people spending too much time keeping up their front lawns.